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Q: Why did the dinosaurs lose their drivers’ licenses?

A: There were too many Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!

Geoffrey Kurland, MD, a pediatric pulmonologist at Children’s Hospital, exchanges jokes and riddles with his patients. Enjoy this issue’s riddle — illustrated by Lena Murphy, 15, a sophomore at The Oakland School. Share your children’s jokes and riddles. Send them to Promises at promises@chp.edu.

*Reprinted with permission of Geoffrey Kurland and Lena Murphy

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